Gerard groans, ‘I do not love her, we’re just friends.’


For reasons I don’t want to think about, that hurt, just a tad.


‘Just friends my ass,’ Bob remarks, ‘my HUGE ass.

‘I’ll take that as a compliment,’ he squeezes my shoulder gently, and his hand lingers longer than necessary. His touch leaves the scent of tobacco infused with his skin, a fragrance to die for. You would want to bottle it up and sell it to lonely girls who would spray the mist onto their pillows to give them the sense that a man was once with them. If I was to manufacture Gerard’s scent I would be rich…L’eau de Gerard, it’s pure and utter genius. The fragrance would be boyish and attractive, clear and irresistible to those who’s noses got the unbelievable opportunity to take in something so breathtaking...what am i on?

I'm sorry but so many things from this story are sooo funny!

Mikey interrupts, ‘don’t mind Gerard, just because he’s turning 20, he thinks it makes him God.’


Gerard scowls, ‘I am God.’

Totally my type of humor-

Frank slowly climbs down the drain pipe and I hear him hit the ground with a small thud followed by, ‘I’M A NINJA!!!!’


I piss myself laughing.


‘Great,’ Marcus mumbles as he walks out of my room, ‘my sister’s future fiancée is a retard.’

OMFG!!!!!

BRANDON FLOWERS IS NOW OFFICIALLY 28 YEARS OF AGE!

HOLY SHIT!

Brilliant Comment Made On Brandon Flower's Voice

I like his voice...is kind of nostalgic...

wow

the party I went to tonight, was crazy. Sucks if you weren't there. I'm not telling you anything about it tho, cause this is public, BYE!