Tuesday, June 23, 2009

‘I’ll take that as a compliment,’ he squeezes my shoulder gently, and his hand lingers longer than necessary. His touch leaves the scent of tobacco infused with his skin, a fragrance to die for. You would want to bottle it up and sell it to lonely girls who would spray the mist onto their pillows to give them the sense that a man was once with them. If I was to manufacture Gerard’s scent I would be rich…L’eau de Gerard, it’s pure and utter genius. The fragrance would be boyish and attractive, clear and irresistible to those who’s noses got the unbelievable opportunity to take in something so breathtaking...what am i on?

I'm sorry but so many things from this story are sooo funny!

Mikey interrupts, ‘don’t mind Gerard, just because he’s turning 20, he thinks it makes him God.’


Gerard scowls, ‘I am God.’

Totally my type of humor-

Frank slowly climbs down the drain pipe and I hear him hit the ground with a small thud followed by, ‘I’M A NINJA!!!!’


I piss myself laughing.


‘Great,’ Marcus mumbles as he walks out of my room, ‘my sister’s future fiancĂ©e is a retard.’

Sunday, June 21, 2009

OMFG!!!!!

BRANDON FLOWERS IS NOW OFFICIALLY 28 YEARS OF AGE!

HOLY SHIT!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Saturday, June 6, 2009

wow

the party I went to tonight, was crazy. Sucks if you weren't there. I'm not telling you anything about it tho, cause this is public, BYE!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

JAREDLETO/BRANDONFLOWERS/KANYEWEST ?!?!

day, April 17, 2009

THE SECRET IS OUT...
So, as you may have heard, I, along with a small contigency of studio tanned soldiers took a short expedition to Hawaii and spent a not so tropical but nontheless fun filled weekend locked down in the studio working with Mr. West.

Kanye sang on a song I wrote called HURRICANE for our new 30 SECONDS TO MARS record and we experimented and explored on some other ideas as well. It was great. And he sounds amazing on the song. We may not have brought back any island tans but we did bring back the final track and it was an unforgettable trip.

P.S. Brandon Flowers is the nicest guy on the planet and has a great sense of direction. We may not have found our way home that night without him. Thanks Brandon.

P.P.S. We hope to see you all on Sunday, April 26th in Hollywood, CA for "The Summit" at... THE AVALON More details coming.

We have many more secrets and surprises that we can't wait to share with you.....sooooooon

-jared

Here's a pic I took of Kanye working his MPC.



Thirty Seconds to Mars is also doing a MySpace video chat on MONDAY, APRIL 27th at 6PM PST. See you then.